zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via emilykester)

me when ppl dont reblog my selfies

veike:

where r u
im empty

(via aurorium)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via screhmer)

zackisontumblr:

my mom is a role model
disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

artificialhusband:

my mom announced at dinner that she’s famous on the internet because she has 3 followers on pinterest and doesn’t even know one of them in real life 

(via shouldnt)

meme4u:

trying to pay attention

bohemian-ragdoll:

violetchaos364:

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

no

lol no.

(Source: radfemale, via screhmer)

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.
antoniosoares:

soon…..

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via screhmer)

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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